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Hygiene Olympics

Hygiene Olympics

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Hygiene Olympics
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At the Hygiene Olympics
Get yourself in shape with a clean routine
It’s a game that’s happenin’
Where everybody can win

The first event is the bathalon
On the mark
Get set till the dirt is gone
Wash yourself with a bar of soap
Wash your hair with ooo shampoo
Wash your feet for good hygiene
You get a gold medal for bein’ clean

Practice, practice everyday
Floss your teeth, keep the plaque away
Get out he dirt underneath your nails
Take special care
Change your underwear
In your clean clothes lookin’ like you should
You get a gold medal for lookin’ good

Stand back, stand back, lookin’ in the mirror
Now I’m havin’ fun
Stand back, stand back, lookin’ at myself
I’m a healthy, happy champion

When you train to be a clean athlete
Always wash your hands before you eat
Stand up tall, breath fresh air in
Sunscreen ooo goes on your skin
Protect your health, sing allelujah
You get a gold medal
Cause you got it comin’ to ya

Hygiene Olympics

 Song Credits:

© 1992 Words and Music by Lorraine Bayes and Dennis Westphall
Lead Vocals – Lorraine Bayes and Dennis Westphall

 Album Credits:

Executive Producers: Comprehensive Health Education Foundation
and Tickle Tune Typhoon®

Produced and Arranged by Daniel Deardorff

Tickle Tune Typhoon® Founding Directors Lorraine Bayes, Dennis Westphall
Engineered by Larz Nefzger - Triad Studios, Redmond, WA

Mastered by Bill Lighter - K Disc Studios, Hollywood, CA

The Tickle Tune Typhoon® Performers:
Lorraine Bayes - Vocals
Dennis Westphall - Guitars, Vocals
Daniel Deardorff - Vocals, Guitar, Mandolin, Sequenced Bass Drums and Orchestration
Angie Bolton - Vocals
Nick Moore - Acoustic Piano and Synthesizers
Richard Warner - Saxophones, Flute and Piccolo

Contributing Musicians:
Bob Marcure - Guitar on "Everybody Has a Story"
Eric Chappelle - Fiddle on "Life Span"
Ed Hartman - Marimba and Percussion on "Playin' It Safe"
Chris Middaugh - Pedal Steel Guitar on "No Tobacco"
Libby Torrence - Vocals on "March of the Germs"
Dan Schmitt - Vocals on "March of the Germs"
Tanya Ferris - Vocals on
"Chew Chew Cha Cha"
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